Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption
cutting a worm will not make two worms
me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess
Me: *Catches myself being judgmental*
Me to Me: I did not raise u this way

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.
imp:
hearing “shake it” by metro station launches me into another dimension every time